So Abby has asked me for quite a well to do a guest post, probably thinking my fame and popularity would bring her blog to a whole new level. Anyway, she said either her or I could do the "Things you may or may not know about Mr. Snails post." I decided that would be easy enough for me to do, so here we go:
1. No one has EVER refferred to me as Mr. Snails
2. The same person who started calling Abby "snails" tries to call me "slug", I refuse to accept it as a nickname.
3. Even though you will never see me wear a hat in public, I LOVE putting things on my head. If you buy a headband from Abby, chances are its been on my head (ok prob not true) but every time I put on one of her headbands and Abby walks into the room, the looks she gives me is priceless, its a mix between, "I can't believe I married a three year old" and "I am so in love with this guy" or at least that's what I tell myself it means, either way, I Love that look.
4. I write really long run on sentences, am terrible at grammar, yet plan on being an English teacher.
5. My middle finger on my right hand is grossely deformed from going through the crank of a bicycle when I was younger.
6. I secretly love reading blogs even though I would never comment on them because I am far to embarrassed. But I regularly ready: Morman Bachelor Pad, Busy Bee Lauren, Bekah Buttons, Everything but Important, Andrealand, and then other random ones all the time. Last week I found myself on one about traveling fat pants, it made me chuckle.
7. I have started multiple blogs in the past, they have failed, often after one post.
8. Abby makes me make sense, I am truly a mess without her, I get excited about the idea of growing old with her.
9. As a child, I cried all the time, I'm not talking baby, I'm talking like 10, 12, maybe even until I was like 14. Usually I cried because I knew it would get my brothers in trouble, but nonetheless, I put on the waterworks all the time. Now, I couldn't tell you the last time I cried (although Private Practice this week did come close.)
10. I have some OCDish tendencies, for instance, when I am in the shower, I need to first put facewash on my face, count to 30, keep my eyes shut and reach around and find the shampoo, shampoo very quickly, rinse my head, and then wash the rest of my body without splashing any soap up to my head which I already cleaned with other soap, I don't want to mix the scents. Sometimes Abby throws out random numbers when I am counting in hopes of throwing me off, and she will laugh at me whenever she sees my reaching around for the shampoo with my eyes shut.
11. Oh yeah, sometimes we shower together.
12. One time while being intimate on our honeymoon a little Dominican man walked into our bedroom to fill up our mini-bar, It was really awkward, but I also really wanted the mini bar filled.
13. I don't usually call it "being intimate" but this is the internet, like anyone can access it, I wanted to keep it PG.
14. One time I had a steak so good that I became a vegetarian for like a month, I didn't want to have meat ever again because I knew it would never compare. That is ridiculous but so true.
15. I meant to put this as number 3 but forgot and don't feel like going back and changing all the numbers. But the only nickname I ever had that stuck at all was Joshy Squashy. At times I wish people still called me that.
2. The same person who started calling Abby "snails" tries to call me "slug", I refuse to accept it as a nickname.
3. Even though you will never see me wear a hat in public, I LOVE putting things on my head. If you buy a headband from Abby, chances are its been on my head (ok prob not true) but every time I put on one of her headbands and Abby walks into the room, the looks she gives me is priceless, its a mix between, "I can't believe I married a three year old" and "I am so in love with this guy" or at least that's what I tell myself it means, either way, I Love that look.
4. I write really long run on sentences, am terrible at grammar, yet plan on being an English teacher.
5. My middle finger on my right hand is grossely deformed from going through the crank of a bicycle when I was younger.
6. I secretly love reading blogs even though I would never comment on them because I am far to embarrassed. But I regularly ready: Morman Bachelor Pad, Busy Bee Lauren, Bekah Buttons, Everything but Important, Andrealand, and then other random ones all the time. Last week I found myself on one about traveling fat pants, it made me chuckle.
7. I have started multiple blogs in the past, they have failed, often after one post.
8. Abby makes me make sense, I am truly a mess without her, I get excited about the idea of growing old with her.
9. As a child, I cried all the time, I'm not talking baby, I'm talking like 10, 12, maybe even until I was like 14. Usually I cried because I knew it would get my brothers in trouble, but nonetheless, I put on the waterworks all the time. Now, I couldn't tell you the last time I cried (although Private Practice this week did come close.)
10. I have some OCDish tendencies, for instance, when I am in the shower, I need to first put facewash on my face, count to 30, keep my eyes shut and reach around and find the shampoo, shampoo very quickly, rinse my head, and then wash the rest of my body without splashing any soap up to my head which I already cleaned with other soap, I don't want to mix the scents. Sometimes Abby throws out random numbers when I am counting in hopes of throwing me off, and she will laugh at me whenever she sees my reaching around for the shampoo with my eyes shut.
11. Oh yeah, sometimes we shower together.
12. One time while being intimate on our honeymoon a little Dominican man walked into our bedroom to fill up our mini-bar, It was really awkward, but I also really wanted the mini bar filled.
13. I don't usually call it "being intimate" but this is the internet, like anyone can access it, I wanted to keep it PG.
14. One time I had a steak so good that I became a vegetarian for like a month, I didn't want to have meat ever again because I knew it would never compare. That is ridiculous but so true.
15. I meant to put this as number 3 but forgot and don't feel like going back and changing all the numbers. But the only nickname I ever had that stuck at all was Joshy Squashy. At times I wish people still called me that.
Well, that's 15 new facts for you. I hope you feel as good as I do right now. It's great to get all that off my chest. Abby just woke up so I would rather be with her now than all of you anyway. no offense. so in closing I will say,
aint no thang, k thanks bye
aint no thang, k thanks bye
5 comments:
Ha Ha totally a guy post! Sounds a lot like my husband. He is definitely a keeper I don't know many guys who would tell a bunch of women random facts about himself. Congrats Joshy Squashy on being a great husband!
oh my gosh. #11-13 made me barf.
this is funny slug
Josh - I don't remember the last time I laughed that hard (well, inside anyway as June is sleeping in the same room). But, I was dying! Please be a guest blogger again soon (Abby, not that your posts aren't awesome).
Mr Snails that was amazing!!!
Okay, Jeff was getting annoyed bc i kept laughing out loud and he was trying to do taxes.
I guess there is no such thing as TMI, huh Josh?
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